I first thought I was too old for the four-wheeled-plank of joy at age 15, and then at every life milestone since. As I patiently await my membership for the Mumbles Lawn-bowling association, I realize it might be too late to really give up. Anyway, you are supposed to do "50 tricks at age 50." Since I only have 2, I did them to death during my 49th year... It is what it is... See you at the red curbs... or the bowling green.
