22 August 2014

Langland Bay

Some remnants of Bertha serving up a little storm surf at Langland.

01 July 2014

'University of Waves'

I am not learning much from Neruda's 'University of Waves' at the moment, apart from how to deal with disappointments, which now that I think of it, is pretty fucking valuable.

26 June 2014


A phone call with a nice man from India also named Peter, I had a little while back:

"Hi, Mr Lewis? This is Peter, Hello Sir, I'm just calling to let you know you're computer has a virus."
"Oh that's wonderful."
"Yes Sir, Mr Lewis. Would you like me to show it to you?"
"Very much, Peter. I would love that."
"Ok Sir, so click on the bottom right hand corner, on the grey box. Now what do you see?"
"I see the most wonderful things. Flowers, birds, trees. Its so wonderful how interconnected we all are these days. Don't you think so Peter?"
"Yes Sir Mr Lewis, I know. Very good. Now do you want me to show you the virus?"
"In a second, Peter. I am just on my way to the lavatory."
"Sir, let me just show you the virus, just click..."
"But I'm on my way to make poopsie. Hey, would you like come with me?"
"Sir, perhaps I can speak with your wife while you go?"
"No, no, I insist, I'll bring the phone with me and we can make poopsie together."
"OK sir, goodbye."
"Goodbye, Peter."

If You get the message, hang up the phone- Alan Watts.

23 June 2014

Yoko Ono/ Newberg/ Middle-Aged-Wood-Pusher Collabo


Anyway, skateboarding like sneezing, the orgasm and meditation is widely understood by spiritual scholars to be one of the fleeting times in Samsara that the tormented schmuck is really in tune with the universe. It is not an escape from school, the factory or the office. Rather it is a head-on collision with reality (sometimes literally), when one's mind rejects past regrets and anxiety of the future and only hears the bark of pool coping. Each grind shakes us awake, parts the clouds and shines a little bit more light. Hit the lip hard but don't forget to roll away. 
-Some Dickhead.